It’s nearly time for the summer break! After a brief consultation with myself I have decided to cut this year’s summer holiday from 6 weeks to 1.
This may seem a little harsh but to be honest the thought of it makes me laugh. The look on pupils’ faces is going to priceless and quite frankly I’m tired of hearing everyone’s plans for summer- teachers included.
Continuing in this vein, teachers are respectfully reminded that they will be fired if they take more than 1 week’s summer holiday, or if their holiday destination has more than 3 consecutive days of sun.